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Yummy gemmy rainbowz 💖💛💚💙💜

whoever said all-nighters are exhausting is a liar i'm doing great. i've never felt better in my entire life, the birds are chirping as they welcome me into the gates of morningdom

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do you guys think jesus was hung

no i think he was crucified

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new stickers are up in the shop! ✨

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This is one of my FAVORITE things right now.

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found the full track by the video maker!

OH MY GAWD

(adding it in the body of the post cuz I like watching this way)

Thank you titimylove!

Oh my god i would dance SO HARD to this you don't understand

gentle reminder: you are very capable and I’m excited for your future

slightly less gentle reminder: you do have to work for it

*annoyed but resigned moan of frustration*

"bears repeating" and "time flies" are two kinds of creatures that fill similar ecological niches

Their primary diet consists of leaves of absence.

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LMFAO thank god

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If your satire is so on point you get seen as the bigots you mocked, is it incredible satire or bad satire? 🤔😅

photo of a dudebro lecturing with a shirt that reads "satire requires clarity of purpose and target lest it be mistaken for and contribute to that which it intends to criticize"

fuck me all my friends have jobs which means they have no time to play toys with me and its fuycking ruining my life

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fuck me i have a job which means i have no time to play with my friends and its ruining my life

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i love you closeted queer people, i love you queer people who are afraid to "look queer", i love you queer people who hate getting told things like "you ping my gaydar" because that's scary, i love you queer people who are terrified of being outed, i love you queer people who don't fit the narrow tiktok/tumblr idea of what queer looks like (ESPECIALLY if you're disabled and/or a poc and that's part of why you don't), i love you queer people who rely on queerphobic family to survive, i love you queer people who find it hard to joke about their sexuality/gender, i love you queer people with a complicated relationship to being queer